How to pick up a woman.

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"Isn't he SO BIG??" your girl asked you as her new Daddy grew larger and larger in her hand. #65RejZmc 1 27,3K
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As you're fucking your graciously given plastic set of holes just remember.. You wanted this #Kp0Z0To9 1 19,1K
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If you're a weak, frail white boy don't worry; submission to real Men will help you find your place #Pvu7Kcd2 1 100,2K
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Thanks for letting me tie you up stroke bud! I'm going to treat you like my favorite fleshlight. #A8zLrJJd 1 25,3K
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I'm about to eat your ass,stroke bud. You're going to let me fist it. #VXb2Ttn4 1 22K
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Your girl told you she was just grabbing drinks with her friends tonight? #eRD8SVZf 1 29,8K
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Still in denial? Still have those egotistical urges that tell you you deserve pussy? #LzksEGQj 1 27,5K
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She'd rather fuck plastic than you, a living, breathing human being #yfNsfTAZ 1 32,6K
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Once you embrace the FACT that you're just not made for fucking.. Your life becomes so much easier #29HoQuu4 1 36,7K
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You and your bud used to play video games talking about hot chicks,now you meet up to suck BBC. #i82XVFok 1 50,4K
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I can hear you “hnnng ” from here stop pretending #fAxR05i9 1 39,6K
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